sleeping is hard in the summer because blankets are too warm but without blankets im vulnerable to monsters
u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along
okay but imagine having a house right on the timezone boundary
"bedtime is 11!"
"KITCHEN 11 OR LIVING ROOM 11??"
"mom we’re gonna be late!"
"nah, it’s at bathroom 5 not bedroom 5"
"man I only got like 2 hours of sleep!"
"well I got 3, I rolled over the boundary in my sleep"
The best (and worst) part would be trying to figure out what time to watch tv
you broke my brain
hey there fuckers
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oh yeah make sure your submit is open
id hit up barnes and noble during the purge
signs you’re a book addict #1: when you’re willing to risk being brutally murdered for free books
i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me
It’s all a matter of perspective
*sees a dog*
me: holy shit